Reviews
You wouldn’t choose your next tasting menu based on anonymous star ratings, so why lean on anonymous provider reviews? In professional companionship, the only verdict that matters is your own. Still, I appreciate wanting a sense of what to expect. Find below a compilation of feedback from various people from my life, past and present. Hopefully it gives you some insight into what I offer.
“Ashton is the most beautiful, intelligent, hilarious, and kind person ever born. If you don’t agree, then you’re deaf, blind, and damn ignorant.”
— My mom
“Excellent writer. Impeccable grammar. Such an insightful, clever young lady. And very popular with the boys. And the girls. She was magnetic.”
— My 6th-grade English teacher
“She drives me crazy. Like no one else. She drives me crazy, and I can’t help myself.”
— Fine Young Cannibals
“Ashton was the best thing that ever happened to me. I was a fool to go and lose her. Since we broke up, life isn’t worth living anymore.”
— Every lover I’ve ever dumped
“She’s my fantasy. Wish our parents had never gotten married. It was torture growing up in the next bedroom.”
— My stepbrother